![]() ![]() Has Michael Bay finally lost his marbles? Or does he just not give two shits about his films. Oh, and fucking stop with the lense flares. It was the only thing to look at on the screen. At one point the shadow of the camera was in the middle of the shot, and it was clearly visible. Not to mention the hundreds of continuity errors, and shoddy set/prop design. ![]() But at the end of the film he flies of into space with rockets on his boots like it was nothing. Shouldn't they overpower him?Īnd lastly, Optimus had trouble getting around. Stop with the items already.Īnd can we talk about how 'The Knights' plotline with Optimus was never revealed and we have no inclination it will be in the next film? And what the fuck was the story behind the Dinobots? Again, it made no sense and they told us nothing about them.Īnd I don't understand how Optimus needed them because they were stronger than him, but he beat them pretty easily. As if having the Cube/All-Spark AND the Matrix wasn't enough, we now have the Seed. And they've introduced yet another 'oh-so important' artefact. Then we have 'Transformium' the dumbest name ever. Why did all the vehicles and transformers look so dumb and stupid? A Japanese transformer? A transformer with a trenchcoat? A fat transformer? Those little bug-eyed motherfuckers on Lockdown's ship? Wtf? Minutes later the feds turn up, Cade clearly hasn't fixed him yet, he still has loads of holes and missing pieces, but somehow, when they'de driving away, Optimus fixes himself, so it doesn't matter. Optimus said he needed the Autobots to fix him, but Cade was happy to try. Oh, and with Optimus in Cade's garage all fucked up and dying. It was established in Transformers 2 that the first film wasn't their first arrival on earth, but instead was when we were tribal cave men, but this film now says they first arrived in prehistoric times with the dinosaurs, you can't correct yourself twice. No explanation of where Sam has gone or where those army dudes working with the Autobots went. I mean, I know the Transformers movies aren't exactly great to begin with, but at least they made some sort of sense? Like what the actual fuck happened to it? I just got round to watching it and I'm fairly certain it's the worst movie I've ever seen. ![]()
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